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... that people's pants really did catch on fire when they lied. That would make things a lot simpler.
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For any lie? What if a woman asks you if her butt looks big in something? Let's set some boundaries here.
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That's why politicians always campaign standing behind a podium. They drop their pants where no one can see them, just in case they do catch on fire.
Well, that was Clinton's excuse anyway.
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I never understood why anyone would light farts.
There are like 4 body parts in the immediate vicinity that make my Top 5 List of Things I Don't Want Burned and Therefore Keep Far Away from Fire.
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Seen it, butt have never done it. A friend from Louisiana did this a lot when we were in "A" School together back in 1999. He ended up burning the crotch area of his pants a bit one time.
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well.......there is a natural way someone's pants could catch fire.......but the rest of their body would too..........its called spontaneous combustion........a person can just be standing there burst into flames and die........its really pretty bad........happened to one of my wife's best friends at a college reunion........turns out she had been cheating on her husband......ironic isn't it? fire for lying....kinda crazy Posts: 6026 | Registered: Dec 2004
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no he didn't. Because he did this in such a way (hard to describe exactly how he did it) that it was used to annoy/torment (torment w/ stupidity) another student in the class. He was having too much fun just doing it. The burning just caused him to be more precautious.
Mind you, during study hours, him and I used to kick back and belt out some Elvis tunes for a bit. It was all fun until he got kicked out of the Navy for drug usage. Stupid stupid stupid...
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I've heard fires burn especially well in Northern Ireland. Something in the Derry air, I guess.
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By the way, if Sara's desire to see flames erupting from the britches of liars ever came to pass, I believe we would see rumpant conflagrations.
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