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Topic: Grrrr
Da_Goat
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Member # 5529
posted October 16, 2004 01:34 AM
Dear Nature, Why, exactly, are you not allowing me to sleep? If I offended you somehow, please accept my deepest apologies. Sincerely, Dan/Goat
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Annie
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posted October 16, 2004 01:38 AM
Goat, this is Nature. It's because you're messing with everyone's minds in terms of your gender. Knock it off.
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dh
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posted October 16, 2004 01:38 AM
Dear Goat, It's your fault for not counting sheep. And you don't count. Sincerely, Nature
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Elizabeth
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posted October 16, 2004 11:18 AM
My name is Nature. The reason you cannot sleep is so that you can be on Hatrack all night. Will the real Nature please stand up? (You have to be old to get that reference)
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Nature
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posted October 16, 2004 11:44 AM
*Stands Up* The reason you haven't been sleeping is because you have been confusing hatrackers with your gender. And If you are an attractive female... You haven't been paying tribute to my disciple J T Stryker Mother Nature
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quidscribis
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posted October 16, 2004 11:45 AM
If it'll help you, I'll loan you my sheep to count. They're nice, too. Don't talk back. Much. Nor do they eat all the vegetation when I finally do fall asleep.
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dh
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posted October 16, 2004 11:45 AM
Goat is a goat. No confusion there. Unless you find something attractive about single female goats...
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J T Stryker
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posted October 16, 2004 11:48 AM
I didn't have a clue to her gender till now, but I mean she did confuse even Mother Nature.
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dh
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posted October 16, 2004 11:48 AM
Her? Goat is a he.
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CaySedai
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posted October 16, 2004 11:49 AM
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. <lightning>
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J T Stryker
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posted October 16, 2004 11:51 AM
I give up... all hatrackers are now officially hermaphrodites until further notice.
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Da_Goat
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posted October 16, 2004 05:32 PM
Dear Nature, I seem to be getting some mixed signals. Could you please clarify yourself? I do count sheep, and would a girl have gotten 5/6 answers right on this game ?
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WishfulWiggin
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posted October 16, 2004 05:37 PM
uh oh. what does it mean if I also got 5 out of 6 right, but am of the female gender?
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dh
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posted October 16, 2004 06:08 PM
It means you're on to us, and you have to die.
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dh
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posted October 16, 2004 06:48 PM
Nothing personal. If you want, I forgive you. But you still have to die. It's the rules of the United Universal Urinal Society.
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WishfulWiggin
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posted October 16, 2004 09:46 PM
If I had only known about the U.U.U.S. sooner... Can I ask how I am to be put to death?
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gnixing
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posted October 17, 2004 01:29 AM
quote: And If you are an attractive female... hehe. nice sexy low voice, goat. doesn't sound too feminine, but.. hehe.
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tt&t
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posted October 17, 2004 03:34 AM
You think Goat's voice is sexy, nixy? Not that I disagree, but...
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Elizabeth
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posted October 17, 2004 07:42 AM
"Can I ask how I am to be put to death? " Naturally, of course.
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gnixing
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posted October 18, 2004 01:40 AM
quote: You think Goat's voice is sexy, nixy? Not that I disagree, but... i would, if he were female.
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tt&t
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posted October 18, 2004 04:25 AM
So you're saying Goat has a woman's voice? ... You know some strange women, my friend.
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gnixing
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posted October 19, 2004 03:00 AM
nonononono. goat doesn't have a woman's voice... but some women have deep voices. and those that happen to be attractive females are quite sexy.
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