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Can you think of a better time to start a joke thread? Aaah, jokes. Sweet, soothing, non-controversial jokes. A chuckle heals all.
Here's one. We went out to see some stand-up the other night. This is a paraphrase of my favorite joke of the evening. I wish I could remember the name of the comedian who told it, but there'll be no credit given here due to poor memory. Anyway...
quote: I went to my mechanic, and he told me that my car would run a lot better if I treated it like my baby. So I took it over to my ex-girlfriend's house and abandoned it.
There's a start. Keep the ball rolling.
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My friend was telling me the other day that the only "karma" he believes in is the one that is followed by "kanic".
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I dont really know if this is a joke but a friend of mine told me this.
One day, this guy in a mall is speaking about the true nature of karma. Without warning, he is punched in the face by one of the members of the crowd who wonders aloud "I wonder what you did to deserve that". And simply walks away! HA!
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A Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything!"
He pays for the hotdog with a ten; the vendor takes it and turns away. The Buddhist says, "What about my change?" The vendor replies, "Change comes from within!"
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My neighbor's horse won a very prestigious award last week. You see, he's outstanding in his field.
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Rene Descartes was flying in an airplane. The flight attendant came up to him and said, "Would you care for something to drink, Monsieur Descartes?" Descartes said, "Oh, I think not." And promptly vanished.
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