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Ben
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You and I could never have kids.

Love, sara

that is so freaking weird. thats the complete letter.
this is the same girl who told me sometime last year "ben, i'd totally have a weird kissing thing with you" after i had been talking to her about how i had this weird kissing thing that wasn't quite a relationship or a friendship, just somebody who i ended up lightly making out with everytime we were at the same party or get together and that was the end of it.

either way....strange....

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Primal Curve
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Baby jebus weeps a tear for you.
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Did the subject heading read, "I just got my tubes tied!!!"?
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Actually, there was a girl who broke up with me once because she didn't think that our views on child rearing were similar enough. Which was kind of a relief, because I hadn't planned to rear any children with her, anyway.
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Ben, you should write her back and say

That's too bad. We could make a mint in the baby bootlegging business.

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I bet she and her friends were hanging out and in the middle of the conversation, it was made clear you two were completely incompatible (probably in a hilarious way you'll never hear about).

When she got home, she figured, "Hah, this'll be funny" and sent you the e-mail.

=)

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I do think that signing it "love Sara" was a nice touch though.

Sort of like wrapping a towel around a hammer before striking someone with it.

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Olivet
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*snort*

Bob, you slay me.

Ben, IM me, I have something to talk to you about. [Wave]

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You guys just don't understand spooky girls. This is charming flirtation, don't you know. [Smile]
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Olivet
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I once had a guy friend call me and tell me that if he could ever see himself with a station wagon and 2.5 kids, that he'd marry me.

I was shocked, for two reasons. 1). I was an artist of sorts. Though I had a goth spirit I was more conservative in my appearance. I still didn't think of myself as the mommy type. LOL! Here I am, TOTALLY the mommy type. I get all mom-ish on everyone. Like with the WenchCon thing-- making sure people ate, nagging them to sleep if they had to drive a long way, insisting they call or contact me when they were home safe. Doing freakin' laundry!!! (Which was no bother, really, and Noah gave me a sweet/funny card and was very grateful-- I just keep mentioning it because it shows that I am by nature a care-giver of sorts, and I guess I always have been).

And 2). I thought he was gay. Actually, I think he is living gay now, so I was probably right. [Smile]

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your rejection turned him gay.

I hope that lays heavy on your conscience.

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I once had a guy friend call me and tell me that if he could ever see himself with a station wagon and 2.5 kids, that he'd marry me.
Bump that up to three kids and that's my family. Do you think my dad's been hiding something?

Ben, why don't you get a visectomy and reply with the words:

Damn straight.

Love, with no worries, Ben.


Include a signed notification from the doctor if necessary.

[ January 21, 2004, 12:50 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]

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The correct responce would be:

1) Wanna Bet?
2) Prove it.
3) Well, I can't do it on my own.
4) It would be fun trying though.
5) Yeah, I doubt you could stand the pleasure threshold you'd reach during the conception.
6) Not over the computer we couldn't. Well, maybe with a few pillows and cushions on top, but we might break the monitor.
7) I don't want to have children. I'm not Micheal Jackson. I want to have someone about your age.
8) What a relief. We can have sex with no worries then.

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quote:
insisting they call or contact me when they were home safe
...which we dutifully did... [Big Grin]
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Olivet
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I know! I'm such a ... a... MOM! [Smile]
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I once had a guy tell me that if he were a lesbian, he'd be very interested in me. I have no idea what that meant.
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What was the context dangermom? I can't even begin to fathom what that would mean.
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Olivet
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Strider, I like 'em pretty, so I've always though I just picked the gay ones because they were pretty. Now I must acknowledge the possibility that I turn people gay. Oy, my ego can't handle it! [Wink]
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Noemon, we were just at a concert back in 94 or so. Sarah McLachlan, to be exact. We were joking around about who should get with who. He was just a buddy of mine who I knew through my college boyfriend, who I had probably broken up with by then but I can't remember exactly. He had beautiful long smooth blonde hair that I liked to pat, but we never dated or anything (obviously). He looked more like a real-life Legolas elf-type then anyone else I"ve ever known.

I to this day have no idea what it was supposed to mean, but I don't know if he knew either.

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Ben
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Dan raven's post just made me squirt milk and i'm not kidding.

it was quite attractive.

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Slash the Berzerker
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In an odd twist, I married the girl who told me that.
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that you made her squirt milk?

That's a keeper, that is. [Razz]

[ January 22, 2004, 01:29 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

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This has got to be one of the weirdest emails I have ever seen.
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A while back, sometime last year I think, I got into a depressed mode where I was convinced I was really ugly, and nobody likes me... I know it was a stupid thing to be depressed about, but all of my friends had boyfriends except me, and I was upset. Anyway, I whined about it to my friend one day, and he couldn't even tell me "You're pretty," just to cheer me up.

My male friend couldn't even say that to me. *sighs* I guess I was right at the beginning. [Wink]

Just kidding, I got over it pretty quickly, and besides, I have a boyfriend now. [Big Grin]

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Well I still think you are pretty Raia [Frown]
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