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Topic: An important announcement
Jon Boy
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posted January 14, 2004 05:26 PM
I'm not funny anymore. I just thought I'd say it loud and clear so that we can all move on with our lives. Thank you. You probably thought this was a pregnancy announcement, didn't you?
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rivka
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posted January 14, 2004 05:31 PM
I think it's rather sweet that you're saving your Funny for at home. And no, but that's because I know that when such a thread is needed, it will have the absolutely most innocuous title possible.
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T_Smith
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posted January 14, 2004 05:32 PM
Jon, word on the street is that you are being very antagonistic towards me. What gives? You used to be cool.
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Jon Boy
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posted January 14, 2004 05:33 PM
Antagonistic? ¿Que?
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T_Smith
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posted January 14, 2004 05:35 PM
Ya!! Gosh! Antagonistic! That's the word on the street, didn't ya hear me!?
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saxon75
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posted January 14, 2004 05:37 PM
What's this "anymore" stuff?
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rivka
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posted January 14, 2004 05:37 PM
Hmm. Not on my street. It says SLOW .
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Papa Moose
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posted January 14, 2004 05:37 PM
Nice prelude -- build trust first through clear, concise, honest statements, then the 'thank you' to make it sincere. Well done. So... what's the announcement?
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Jon Boy
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posted January 14, 2004 05:39 PM
My announcement is that my last shred of self-esteem has withered away and died.
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saxon75
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posted January 14, 2004 05:40 PM
Sometimes it hurts to see somebody else running down the same joke street as you and do it so much better. ::sigh::
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Javert Hugo
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posted January 14, 2004 05:41 PM
*grin* Jon Boy, Funny doesn't die. It must be... sleeping. It can't go away forever. Come back, Funny! Come back!
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Javert Hugo
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posted January 14, 2004 05:41 PM
Never mind. My point is made - Pop stole all the Funny.
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Jon Boy
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posted January 14, 2004 05:45 PM
Maybe it sailed away to the Undying Lands, where it can forever remain young.
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Brinestone
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posted January 14, 2004 06:19 PM
The Undying Lands are clearly Tolkien's metaphor for death, and as katharina said, Funny doesn't die. Death cannot stop true Funny. All it can do is delay it for a while.
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rivka
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posted January 14, 2004 06:22 PM
*mopes* You know you're invisible when you accidentally post a great straight line, and no one else notices.
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Brinestone
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posted January 14, 2004 06:24 PM
*pat pat*I noticed, rivka.
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Derrell
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posted January 14, 2004 06:29 PM
(((Jon Boy))) rivka
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T_Smith
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posted January 14, 2004 06:31 PM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?! ARE YOU WORSHIPPING HIM?!
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Brinestone
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posted January 14, 2004 06:33 PM
I don't feel sorry for you. Some of us, when we try to be funny in writing, always end up making people groan instead.
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saxon75
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posted January 14, 2004 06:38 PM
What's more tragic, though: to have had the funny and lost it or never to have had it at all?
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T_Smith
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posted January 14, 2004 06:39 PM
Well, as someone who's never had it at all, I would much rather have had it and lost it.
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Wussy Actor
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posted January 14, 2004 06:42 PM
What really stinks is when you’re stuck in a ten year lease on poorly maintained rental funny.
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