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Fortune cookies are always wrong, though. I got one one time that said something like "you will be rich". Pshht...yeah right.
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My friends and I always read our fortune cookies out loud and laugh hysterically at them. In the restaurant. (People really don't like that...)
Although the day before I went to PC, all my friends and I went out and had (really greasy) Chinese, and my fortune cookie said, "Love is just around the corner."
Hmn... That's kind of scary, now that I think about it.
[Edit: For those of you who do not know, PC is where I met my fiancee]
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"Society prepares the crime. The criminal merely commits it".
I really got this in a cookie once. Though I did not have the insight to then leave the restaurant without paying. It would have been SUWEEET to present that as evidence to the judge.
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Victories are transient. Its how we boast afterwards that makes the minor success of today into the past glory of tomorrow.
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