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Welcome to the Giants Shadow Inn and Restaruant, where our doors are always open. Feel free to enjoy our beds, the comy fire in the restaraunts lounge, the complementary breakfast buffet, the bar, and our new spa/pool recreation area.
Come in and relax. Our ski slopes are now open and you'll love our selection of activites. Remember, we are always willing to listen to your ideas for how you would like to see this establishment change.
Here is our current Menu, food and select items are available on request.
Here is our current drink selection _____________________________________ Ender themed drink selection:
Descoloda Delight- It is a drink so out of this world that it feels like it is molding its flavor to your very cells. Its a unique drink in the fact that it has no standard taste; it actually molds itself to your taste buds.
::Be warned, repeated consumption of this intoxicant may cause significant physical changes::
Dr. Device- Want to forget what happened today? Take one Dr. Device and you'll feel so good that you won't even care what happened. Just one youll be lucky if you remember what your name is, let alone any unpleasant events.
::Warning, can cause temporary memory loss::
Regretful Savior- It starts out sweet and slowly begins to become more and more sour with every sip you take until you are almost crying from the tart taste.
::Can become addicting::
Flaming Formic- Starts out with a citrus and slightly spicy taste, and then slowly builds up to a hot burning sensation, followed by a low level sour flavor, and ended by a wave of sweetness. Be warned that its effects are quite strong.
Achilles Betrayal- This drink starts out seeming to be exactly what you want then suddenly without warning it leaves you with a sour aftertaste that lasts for hours.
::Warning, may leave the coppery taste of blood on your tongue:: ________________________________ Non-alcoholic selection:
Recolada Reminiscence- A non-alcoholic version of the Descolada Delight. The drink is sadly not as adaptable to your taste buds as the Descolada Delight, but it still has a unique taste all its own.
Iced Bonzo- Iced tea. Also remember to ask for the Raspberry or Peach Iced Bonzo.
FlashSuit Freezer- An assorted smoothie. Various flavors available on request.
1) Dragon: orange and tangerine mixture 2) Phoenix: raspberry, strawberry, and banana mixture 3) Salamander: cherry, strawberry, and red delicious apple blended into a red smoothie of incredible flavor. 4) Scorpion: a sour mix of grapefruit, lemon, and lime. No sugar is added in order to keep that special "sting" 5) Badger: white grape/red grape mixture with shredded coconut 6) Leopard: orange/mango/peach dotted with whole red grapes. 7) Tide: Blueberries, blue raspberries, and red grapes swirled into a wave-like smoothie. 8) Flame: A blend of mango and peach, with just a hint of chili powder to make a spicy smoothie.
__________________________ Caffeine Selection:
Bugger Blend- a coffee made from dark roasted beans. Its flavor starts lively, then dies out about halfway through the drink, only to come back strongly when you only have a few mouthfuls left.
Children of the Mocha- a simple mocha. The coffee flavor isn't as strong-it has more chocolate than a normal mocha. Good for those just starting in the wonderful world of drinking coffee.
Carn's Cappy- a cappuccino with a minty aftertaste, eliminating the need for after-coffee mints. Honor itself is incorporated into the drink.
Come on its not that bad. I'm sure there are tons of young men gathering at your door to be your valentine. And if not there then certainly on Hatrack.
*pours her another glass of Vodka*
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Well, there were a few co-workers...but they are just not my type. Besides, I have feelings for someone already, and he...I don't think he sees me as more than just a friend.
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But he..he is MY MICHAEL!! *tear* There is no other one like him! He is everything I have ever wanted...
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Tell me, where else will I find a hot metrosexual, kind-hearted, shares-all-my-interests-including-my-strange-music, awesomest, Michael? I love you, Michael. Even if you don't read it, I'm screaming it, I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL! PLEASE BE MY VALENTINE!!
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MICHAEL!!!!!!!!MICHAEL!!!!!!!!MICHAEL!!!!!!!!MICHAEL!!!!!!!!MICHAEL!!!!!!!!MICHAEL!!!!!!!!MICHAEL!!!!!!!!MICHAEL!!!!!!!! I love you! What the hell was I doing crying over a trans when all the time I had been madly in love with you?! *chuggs on cognac*
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And AoD "remember hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies". So keep trying dear. And remember that you deserve to be happy.
But I think I need to cut you off the hard stuff dear.
*pours her a cup of cofee*
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