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Harry Potter and the DaVinci's Code (that's a bestseller right there) Harry Potter and the laxative Harry Potter and the evil unscrewed salt shaker Harry Potter and Ron Weasley forever <3
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Harry Potter and the Stone in His Shoe Harry Potter and Hermione Getting Punched (actually, that would be popular)
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Harry Potter and the Kidney's Stone. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pots. Harry Potter Vs The Prisoner Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fiber. (refers a lot to the 2nd one) Harry Potter and the Oder of the Phoenix ("Do you smell something burning?") Harry Potter and the Half Bloody Glove. ("I swear professor, the glove doesn't fit. It couldn't have been me." "Oh, I believe you Harry, but will the Jury?")
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As further adventures from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Side Order of Fries. Or how about he graduates from Hogwarts, but wants another degree, so, Harry Potter and the Order of the University of Phoenix Online.
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Harry Potter and the Brain Eating Pirate Ninja Robot Zombies From the Nth Dimension.
Harry Potter and the SAT Scores
Harry Potter and Hulk Hogan
Harry Potter and the Closet of Sexual Identity. ("I'm sorry Heromonie, but I think there is something special between me and Ron that you and Ginny really need to know about.")
Harry Potter and the Browning Automatic.
Harry Potter and the Magic Ring of Invisibility Which Is Actually The Source of Evil That Must Be Taken To Mount Doom and Destroyed
(Harry as Frodo, Ron as Sam, Snape as Boromir, Ginny as Gimli, Hermonie as Legolas...you can figure out the rest)
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On a side note, according to a Newsweek report, Rowling was almost denied being able to take the Potter manuscript as carry-on luggage by security personnel. When asked what she would have done, she responded to the effect of "I would have sailed home."
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