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This is something very diff'rent Make up couplets, be irreverent There's just one rule to spoil your leisure Puns must honor friends with feathers
'Ere I depart, I put my capon Untie those strings from mother's apron Fly from the nest, please cease your squaking It is my time, says Steven Hawking
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To learn to work with flightless birds, I'll use the demonstrator. It will suffice to teach for now, 'til I can use the emu later.
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The eagle's head, much to her egret. is without any feathers thereon. But far more majestic is this bird of prey, than a human head with no heron.
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The dirty old bird with a nasty pecker Ravaged all within reach, the dirty sexer Twill possibly ne'er be knowed What set Rooster upon the cock road.
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Crows cacaw and roosters crow - it's just how it is with fowl. But could someone please explain to me why wolves and canines 'owl?
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There once was a shrink of great repute That lived in Seattle, this none can refute His suit one day was sullied enroute to a train And thus he instantly became a Whooping Crane
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As members of Hatrack we're all Jatraqueros And occaisionally pay tribute to personal heroes While some may quote the Immortal Bard'n all I prefer the modern day greats like Card'n all
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"The man in black is likely a mugger," I thought as he waved his Louisville slugger. It was more than enough to set my veins throbbin', the thought of the victims of this bat man's robbin'.
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I must've committed some Cardinal sin Ostrich out my hand to call . . . a pigeon Robin' Hood I am not, so spare yer arrows There’s no need to quail – my aim is vireos If you call me a warbler, I’ll call you a lyre (Surely one good tern deserves another!) If once you but open your falcony eyes Then would you know, I'm the bard o'Paradise
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Jay would peck her And then crow all about it Swift then, he’d goose her and duck in his bower She -- a loon and a cuckoo – would fall for his bullsh*t
She’d swallow it whole, then slowly get it What saplovers everywhere learn in an hour You can never buy, but must always wrentit
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Dirty Punwit, shame on you With your naughty lyrics and puns of blue You stole my joke, what can I do For I was going to use Cock-a-too.
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Punwit and Dan seem obsessed a lot. If they make cock jokes again, we should let the pair rot.
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Lend your ears to this heartwarming story that's really quite cute and not at all gory of a young bird with a sizable bill who excelled not at school but worked with a will
Young birds take heart from this bright tale Of avian persistance beyond most pale Apply for a grant as this fella can And as he said, "With a Pell, I can"
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When Leno found he was third in pay Of late night comics, what can I say He cried all night and cried all day If truth be told, he was one blue-Jay.
When Larry found his records were broke His carreer forgotten, and twas no joke He cried all night, and cried "Absurd!" If truth be told, he was one blue-Byrd
When Mr. Leach, a famous Guest Lounged in the sun, by pool, shirtlesst He burned quite bright and have you guessed If truth be told, he's Robin-Red-Breast
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I once had a donkey named Kooky who always took time out for nooky While chasing some ass broke his leg in a furrow Which ended the life of my bird-brained kooky burro
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