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Erik Slaine
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"Pop. Crackle, Pop, Snap, Pop."

Just listen to them synapses...

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Tresopax
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Hmmm.... I guess I should get the fire extinguisher just in case...
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rivka
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*stands a safe distance away*

*watches in awe*

Wow, this is better than the meteor showers.

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Move over bacon.
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Head Ditch Digger
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I would like mine over easy, please.
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wieczorek
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Now, everyone knows it's unsafe to turn a science project into breakfast! ...
But while we're doing it, I'd like a plate, too, please!
[Smile]

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Erik Slaine
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Just about done... wiecz, keep your fingers out of the frying pan!
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Head Ditch Digger
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I almost hesitate to ask, but, Where is the orange juice?
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wieczorek
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You don't wanna know what's in that, Head Ditch Digger. Ever wonder why they call it orange?
[Smile]

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Actually, it's when it's NOT orange anymore that you should worry.

Or when it's been in the fridge so long someone gives it a name -- like Fred.

[ September 15, 2003, 04:57 PM: Message edited by: rivka ]

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wieczorek
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What? It's orange? I was asking if anyone had ever wondered why they call it "orange" because it's never appeared that way to me. So that's my problem!
[Smile] (Can everyone settle with the smiley?) [Big Grin]

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Ralphie
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This is an odd tribute thread, but considering how much of a schmuck I feel for picking on n00bs, I'll take it.
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Mmmmmm...Ralphie's sizzlin' brain. I'll eat it with some fava beans and a nice ciante. [Evil Laugh] [Razz]
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Ralphie, you know you're flattered that no less than 12 threads on the front page have YOUR name in the subject line. [Big Grin] (Shameless exaggeration, but this is fun to watch.)
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I'm pretty sure that when the rest of us are talking, Ralphie just hears "Blah, blah, blah, blah, Ralphie, blah, blah, Ralphie, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Ralphie."
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Ralphie
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I'm sorry, saxon - I saw my name. Did you say something?
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saxy, when you talk all you say is "Blah, blah, Ralphie, blah, Ralphie, blah."
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Well, I'd like some. But sadly, Ralphie's brain isn't vegan.
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I don't know who to feel more sorry for, the people who whore themselves for a passing comment from Ralphie, or Ralphie who needs the constant revelry to define her life. [Smile]
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Kayla
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I feel sorry for Patrick's cousins. They seem like such party poopers. It's probably because they grew up knowing they weren't as cool as Patrick.
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quote:
saxy, when you talk all you say is "Blah, blah, Ralphie, blah, Ralphie, blah."
Awwww, poor widdle celia. Am I not paying enough attention to you?

Don't worry, there's always plenty of saxon to go around.

[ September 15, 2003, 05:14 PM: Message edited by: saxon75 ]

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wieczorek
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I would assume that we're talking about Patrick Starr, but I refuse to continue on that subject unless someone else knows what I mean by that...
[Smile]

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That is probably correct, but since Pat is now my brother... [Razz]
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Kayla
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I know, you lucky duck. I'm just jealous. Ignore me. (Or continue with what you were doing.)
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Kayla, don't give up so easily! That's no fun. Fighting with you is one of the reasons I came back.
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wieczorek
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No one knows Patrick Starr??
It's a lonely world being and 11 and 12 year old he-she...
[Smile]

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HDD - And, yet, here you are in my tribute thread.

It's hard maintaining elitism when all you really want to do is give in and have some of that Luvin', isn't it?

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Kayla
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I love Clancy Brown. Bill Fagerbakke is cool, too. M-o-o-n, that spells Patrick Starr.

[ September 15, 2003, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: Kayla ]

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wow, i really walked into that one, didn't i, sax. i should be banned for general incompetence.
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Head Ditch Digger
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And here I thought that I had derailed that into an "eating Ralphie's brain" thread. I don't see where that would insinuate adoration.
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I would like to point out, that while probably a bit obscure for some people, my previous post is really damn clever.
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Maybe I didn't know about an existent Patrick Starr. And then again, maybe I shouldn't even be saying this, because, Kayla, you might've been sarcastic when saying, "M-o-o-n spells Patrick Starr". You can't expect me to know, can you, Kayla? [Big Grin] [Razz] [Taunt]
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Bill Fagerbakke is the voice of Patrick Starr on Spongebob Squarepants.

Bill Fagerbakke played Tom Cullen in The Stand.

In The Stand Tom Cullen said, "M-O-O-N, that spells Tom Cullen."

Really, it was clever. I swear.

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Ah, I wasn't aware that Bill Fagerbakke provided Patrick's voice - some people are so convincing.
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[Hail] <====Kayla

[ September 15, 2003, 05:40 PM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]

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If only someone would stand by Kayla, she wouldn't have to lapse into obscurantism.
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Don't be too hard on yourself, celia. Everybody wants a piece of the saxon. You just couldn't help fallin' for the flava.
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Well, I'd like some. (Bob the Lawyer)
*eyebrow raised

Family forum, sugar.

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I'll have you all know now that this thread and all its contents are null and void.

The alleged brain of Ralphie's is a hoax. Ralphie's brain no longer exists.

I know this because I ate it 4 nights ago in AIM chat. Yes, I admit it - I am undead, and I feed off the brains of Hatrackers. Ralphie, Mack, T_Smith, whoever Psychotriad was - I have eaten all of their brains, and yet my undead hunger remains unslaked!

*eyes sizzling hoax brain in pan*

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It's true. Since then, I've just been using some styrofoam, some cooked bologna and a couple of "Hang in there" buttons to hold it all together.
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Kayla
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HDD, that's more like it. [Kiss]

Morbo, I knew it would be Dennis Milleresque in it's obscurity, but went for it anyway.

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*eats Kayla's brain*

Mwa ha ha ha ha! Google for yourselves, weaklings!

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quote:
Mmmmmm...Ralphie's sizzlin' brain. I'll eat it with some fava beans and a nice ciante
[ROFL] Who said this, so I can worship them? I laughed so hard I scared my roommate!!!
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*wanders in*

[Wave]

*wanders out*

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I understand why this thread is called "Ralphie's Sizzlin' Brain" (I've read the referenced thread), but it *should* be named "Ralphie's Sizzlin' Rack", as anyone who has seen her pics in the Hatrack Album will attest.

(Just trying to get in for some of the Ralphie Luvin' [TM])

As further proof of my sycophancy, this:
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It's true. Since then, I've just been using some styrofoam, some cooked bologna and a couple of "Hang in there" buttons to hold [my brain] all together.
Cracked Me UP!

You da man, Ralphie! Even if you ARE a womyn. *grin*

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Erik Slaine
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Ralphie's Sizzlin' Rack, eh...

No. Please don't encourage me...

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Ralphie
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Meh. It's not that great.
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I feel sorry for Patrick's cousins. They seem like such party poopers. It's probably because they grew up knowing they weren't as cool as Patrick.
Dang. If I was even less cool than Patrick is, it would make me pretty bitter too.
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[Kiss]

Hobbes [Smile]

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*Nostalgia bump*
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