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I believe he was lamenting on the galacticacictus or whatever about how a 99% uptime guarantee means 7.5 hours of downtime.
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I can't believe I switched away from a hosting service for slowness only to run into one with crappy uptime!
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quote:There is a DDoS attack on port 80 (HTTP) going relative this server. We're working to protect the server but attacker use randomly generated source IPs so it is difficult to exclude all *BAD* packets. Our security tech is modifying server firewall at the moment and we hope your sites will be accessible soon.
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I graham believe you're trying to get me involved in this. It may be premium pun material but I'd hate to ritz being embarrassed.
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Melba'll stay away from this cheesy thread, if only biscotti Jake proved he was head oyster zwieback in the day. I'm butter off not even trying.
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Good Lord! I'm tempted to respond with a pun of my own, but I'm afraid you'd come back with a volley like that again. No, no, I can'triscuit.
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You know, I'm really depressed that I can't think of a pun with TownHouse.
Better make some soup and think about it.
And no, there are no puns in this post. I wasted them all early. At least I went out with a bang. : )
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If only there were some way to fuse the subject of edible cracker puns with some other meaning of the word...
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You know--crackers, as a term for fireworks? When you said something about going out with a bang, I thought that you were being enormously clever and switching over to firework based puns.
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Are you sure, PSI, that there isn't even the tiniest spark of recognition of the term, in your mind? Blast it! I hope that I'm not leading everyone astray!
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I think a cracker is something that pops when you pull both ends, at least that's what I learned in Harry Potter. I'll have to find a definition that's independent from that, though.
edit: It helps to spell your puns correctly, or the joke will be a dud.