posted
You are going to begin a huge project to make our satelite, the moon, habitable, so your family has a nice place to retire. Even though it is a difficult problem, you will succeed and your efforts will be rewarded. However, this excess work will make you very hungry.
Posts: 1466 | Registered: Jan 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
I once got the message "Thank you for Choosing Panda Express". That was it. Lamest fortune cookie ever.
Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002
| IP: Logged |
posted
It would be really funny if someone found a fortune cookie saying, "Help! I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory!"
Posts: 1466 | Registered: Jan 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
Nathan, it would be creepy if you weren't at Panda Express.
The weirdest fortune I ever got was "Society prepares the crime. The criminal commits it." I know I've posted that before.
Posts: 11017 | Registered: Apr 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
Yes -- you just didn't eat Chinese food fast enough, or it would have told you BEFORE the incident.
Posts: 7877 | Registered: Feb 2003
| IP: Logged |