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Topic: Ye Olde Saxon Thread
saxon75
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posted January 13, 2004 04:12 PM
This thread is for Saxons. If you are not a Saxon, get the heck out!
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Noemon
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posted January 13, 2004 04:17 PM
What if we're Jutes? Is that close enough?
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Slash the Berzerker
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posted January 13, 2004 04:18 PM
Statistically speaking, I've probably punched at least one Saxon during my life. Can I get in for that?
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zaxon75
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posted January 13, 2004 04:19 PM
What about zaxon's? Are we allowed?
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Storm Saxon
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posted January 13, 2004 04:23 PM
Hooray! A thread to call my very own!
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zaxon75
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posted January 13, 2004 04:23 PM
That means saxon would meet 2 standards for acceptance.
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saxon75
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posted January 13, 2004 04:24 PM
Nope, sorry. No Jutes, no credits for punching, no fools, and no zaxons. Saxons only. Well, and saxons. Now, get ye hence, non-Saxon dogs!
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Dan_raven
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posted January 13, 2004 04:37 PM
I protest, there is too much Saxon Violence in this thread.
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Noemon
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posted January 13, 2004 04:43 PM
It's the Saxon violins that get to me. Some people just shouldn't play an instrument.
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Anthro
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posted January 13, 2004 04:47 PM
I'm a Hessian. . .
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Dan_raven
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posted January 13, 2004 04:49 PM
I think you are refering to the Sax and Violins.
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Jon Boy
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posted January 13, 2004 04:58 PM
What if we have the blood of real live Saxons flowing through our veins? (Okay, so maybe they're not so live anymore.)[ January 13, 2004, 04:59 PM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]
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saxon75
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posted January 13, 2004 05:15 PM
Out, out, out, the lot of you! I already said it: Saxons only! No exceptions!
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saxon75
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posted January 13, 2004 05:20 PM
::falls over, clutching heel::
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Jon Boy
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posted January 13, 2004 05:25 PM
Come now! There are plenty of sandwiches for all!
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Hobbes
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posted January 13, 2004 05:27 PM
Saxon has an achilies sandwich?
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Dan_raven
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posted January 13, 2004 05:30 PM
An Achillies Sandwich--A Gyro?
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saxon75
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posted January 13, 2004 05:30 PM
A chili sandwich? I could dig that.
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saxon75
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posted January 13, 2004 05:31 PM
Ah, jeez, don't even get me started on gyros. The only time I can ever get a gyro is at the fair, because Juliette never ever wants to go to a Greek restaurant.
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Anthro
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posted January 13, 2004 05:49 PM
quote: Anthro, I think you can get some medication for that right over the counter these days. Actually, Dan, all they have is prescription stuff and I'm afraid of doctors.
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suntranafs
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posted January 14, 2004 02:24 PM
Yeah, well my family has a viking long car, and the bumper sticker says 'we don't break for Saxons![ January 14, 2004, 02:25 PM: Message edited by: suntranafs ]
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jehovoid
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posted January 14, 2004 02:32 PM
I thought that the female supermodels were Scandinavians. That's why they all wear belly shirts, right?
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saxonthebeach
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posted January 14, 2004 02:42 PM
*runs in breathing heavily*
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saxon75
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posted January 14, 2004 02:50 PM
Welcome brother! Or sister? Either way, this is the thread for you!
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Julie
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posted January 14, 2004 02:55 PM
Please let me stay? I'll give you a cookie.
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saxonthebeach
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posted January 14, 2004 02:59 PM
Brother or sister? You take a guess....
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saxon75
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posted January 14, 2004 03:02 PM
Sorry Julie. Cookies are nice, but are no substitute for being a Saxon.
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saxonthebeach
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posted January 14, 2004 03:04 PM
*pouts* I don't wanna. I'd rather just bask in the exclusivity.
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saxintheshower
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posted January 14, 2004 03:46 PM
Because we want this to be a clean thread.
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saxon75
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posted January 14, 2004 03:54 PM
Thought you could sneak it by, did you? Thought I wouldn't notice that you're a saxin, not a saxon, eh? OUT WITH YOU!
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eslaine
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posted January 14, 2004 03:57 PM
Do anglo-saxon s count?
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saxintheshower
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posted January 14, 2004 03:58 PM
Are you saying you don't like saxintheshower?
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saxon75
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posted January 14, 2004 04:04 PM
I think saxintheshower sounds very inconvenient. I suppose brass doesn't rust, but at the least the reed would get all wet.
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Dan_raven
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posted January 14, 2004 04:05 PM
I don't. Too easy to slip and hurt yourself.
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Javert Hugo
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posted January 22, 2004 12:51 PM
Wow. That killed the conversation.
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Hobbes
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posted January 22, 2004 01:13 PM
Have you ever noticed the way the rain seems to almost melt off of the shingles on a humid summer day?
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saxon75
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posted January 22, 2004 01:20 PM
Can't you people read? This is a Saxon thread.
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pooka
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posted January 22, 2004 04:09 PM
:double-bags head: There, does that count?
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