quote:Jack Sparrow: I pretty much run this whole movie.
No kidding. He is the movie.
quote:Jack Sparrow: Well, could you just cut off these handcuffs then? Will: No! We're going to have a well-choreographed sword-clashing fight scene! Jack Sparrow: Oh crap! Am I in Lord of the Rings? Will: No...I would have blonde hair, then. Jack Sparrow: Oh right.
quote:Gold: Come to me... Gollum: Preciousssssss...Pirate #1: Pirate #1: Who are you? Gollum: Oh sorry, wrong piece of coveted jewelry.
I haven't finished it yet, but I'll read more when I get back...
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What's ironic (and funny) is that this writer desperately clawed for material worthy to parody...and ended up making fun of some of the BEST things about the movie. I liked it.
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